that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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