your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Porn is love you can see.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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