Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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