something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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