Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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