Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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