i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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