I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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