rhymes with "ouble enetration"
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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