he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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