seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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