i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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