she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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