My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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