There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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