I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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