No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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