So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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