just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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