The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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