i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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