not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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