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(208): View more from Idaho

its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they

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(518): View more from New York

She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.

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(937): View more from Ohio

We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat

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(440): View more from Ohio

Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.

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(314): View more from Missouri

That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.

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