This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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