that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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