based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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