I think my fart just growled at me.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We had to coat check the pizza.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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