I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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