So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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