***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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