Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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