and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
My vagina is officially offended.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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