So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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