I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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