I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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