If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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