Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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