its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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