what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
you never un-have a 4some
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize