I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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