Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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