He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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