Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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