when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I think I just sharted jello shots
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