they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude i'm inner monologue high
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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