you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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