Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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