I want to make a zoo with you.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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