He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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