And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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