the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
thus making me awesome and them whores
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
