i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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