quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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