OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
What should our trivia night team be named?
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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